Face your daylight horrors!

Get up and watch the sunrise, feed the beast within, then face your daylight horrors.
(Except acorns, it is totally fine to avoid those whenever possible. Seriously, they bother me.)

I am an emotional and enthusiastic person, so here there will be feelings! Mostly good feelings, but awkwardly expressed. That is just how I do things.
This is part of my patio. Notice the flower tape? That is covering a row of steel wire, because apparently it is bad to just wrap steel wire to block the way somewhere and not warn people somehow. On Monday, I flipped out because some dude had the nerve to walk over my patio again, trampling down my flower bed. ENOUGH, I thought as I mentally flipped a bunch of tables over. So now there is a fence made of steel wire blocking the way, from the ground and up to the flower tape row. I am not allowed to put up a real fence because it ruins the view, apparently, but no one has said anything about steel wire and flower tape. We even put some flowers in front of it to make it look like a hedge. Totally inconspicuous. Totally passing as a flower arrangement or something. Lara thought it looked pretty fancy, at least before it rained on it. Good luck cutting across my patio now, dickchariots. Or actually, no. Choke on that luck and stay the hell away from my patio forever. Apparently, few things angers me as much as people trespassing on my territory. My patio. MINE.

This is part of my patio. Notice the flower tape? That is covering a row of steel wire, because apparently it is bad to just wrap steel wire to block the way somewhere and not warn people somehow.

On Monday, I flipped out because some dude had the nerve to walk over my patio again, trampling down my flower bed. ENOUGH, I thought as I mentally flipped a bunch of tables over. So now there is a fence made of steel wire blocking the way, from the ground and up to the flower tape row. I am not allowed to put up a real fence because it ruins the view, apparently, but no one has said anything about steel wire and flower tape. We even put some flowers in front of it to make it look like a hedge. Totally inconspicuous. Totally passing as a flower arrangement or something. Lara thought it looked pretty fancy, at least before it rained on it.

Good luck cutting across my patio now, dickchariots. Or actually, no. Choke on that luck and stay the hell away from my patio forever.

Apparently, few things angers me as much as people trespassing on my territory. My patio. MINE.

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  1. ilikemyscars said: It’s sad that some people need to be kept away with steel wire from other peoples property. It’s also sad that you have to warn them with flower tape, because seeing this person walk right into the wire would be a great JUSTICE.
  2. djkaeru said: Big rainbow! :D
  3. defira85 said: With the rainbow in the background this is the most beautiful thing ever. Also- YAY INSIGHT INTO COMBO’S HOME!!
  4. spader7 said: Rainbow! :D
  5. barbeauxbot said: that’s a pretty rainbow
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